Andy rourke

There will be some new faces at the next one. We haven't raised as much money through the gig as we had hoped because of the costs of staging the event but we are about to put out a DVD of the gig which should add much more to the charity funds raised. We should be in a position to make an announcement on the profits quite soon.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.