Chris rock

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'.

Rock will always have CBGB, whether it's open or closed, ... It will just naturally be replaced by something else.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

It seems to sustain itself somehow, through the power of rock or something. It's definitely a wonderful thing for kids who want a place to play.

All I can say is, I hope that everyone sends as much money as they humanly can to the United States Red Cross. We're rebuilding Iraq right now. I don't know if four guys with box cutters are ever going to fly a plane into a building again, probably not. But I do know that if we don't take care of these millions of people, America will be destroyed.