Elayne boosler

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Mijn broer is een homo. Mijn ouders vinden het niet erg, zolang hij maar met een dokter trouwt.