Jerry seinfield

There is one service men provide to women everywhere, regardless of race or culture, and that is courting. 3 billion men on earth, all willing to provide this service at anytime, in any place. By the way, men go about their daily business for one purpose... to get the attention of women. Like the guy coming out of his space-ship, he's been in orbit for 3 weeks; first woman he sees he'll be like, 'So, did you see me up there?'

Jerry knew my father lives in Mexico, so he introduced me. The next thing I know, I'm a friend of this world-famous writer, and Jerry had been his friend for 20 minutes.

Show me the money

We enjoy living here, this is really neat.

One thing I love being able to do is something like that, ... He deserves it.