Spreuken over Man

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

How many ladies in the house tonight!? [Fans scream] Oh, sh*t... All you ladies scream! [Fans scream again] Now that I have the ladies' attention, I want to tell you something. Some day, you're going to go to a concert and see a rock star. He may look like me, or him, or us, or any one, and he's going to tell you if you show him your tits he'll take you backstage. And I want you... to spit in that mother f***er's face! [Fans scream] Because you are better than that!

Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot, But he'll remember with advantages What feats he did that day

The training which makes men happiest in themselves also makes them most serviceable to others

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.