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I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.